he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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