I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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