Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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