everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
