But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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