So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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