So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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