Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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