The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Dick very happy bro
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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