All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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