Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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