Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Everyone says I win the strip club
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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