Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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