super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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