Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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