think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
My penis needs a shock collar
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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