I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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