She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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