what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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