Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize