i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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