weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
