I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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