i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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