The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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