It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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