everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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