I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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