You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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