Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
