I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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