he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
