Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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