just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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