The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Jerry, you need to find god
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
you had me at cake vodka
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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