Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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