so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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