I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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