She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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