So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
