I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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