It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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