Pants 0. Shit 1.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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