where am i from again
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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