We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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