People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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