oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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