she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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