I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Fuck appropriateness.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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