coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she smelled like a LAN party
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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