Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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