last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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