So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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